Get your very own Gardin’ Gnome to protect your garden!

Guardin’ Gnome statues are inanimate object and are not capable of protecting gardens. In fact they are so awesome they will probably be stolen which may result in damage to gardens but they will look pretty dang cool in the mean time.

Testimonial

What our awesome
customers think

I can’t believe how amazing these garden gnomes, I mean, Guardin’ Gnomes are! They are sooo amazing!!

“The coolest gnomes this side of history.”
RJ Winters (not real name)
Creater/owner of Guardin’ Gnomes

Captain Gizbeak

With over 750 brigands sent packing and 300 caravans saved, having your very own Captain Gizbeak is bound to get your crops to market unharmed.

Captain Gizbeak

With over 750 brigands sent packing and 300 caravans saved, having your very own Captain Gizbeak is bound to get your crops to market unharmed.

watch a guardin’ Gnome in action!


Our Clients

We cooperate with popular Gardens all over the world

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